Accurso, Giovanni
Most likely to get deported.
Anderson, Elena J.
Most likely to get murdered by the IS.
Atkins, Josephine
Most likely to be forever alone.
Brandt, Nathaniel
Most likely to die for love.

Chang, Jean
Most likely to give you reject food.
Chaplin, Venedict
Most likely to figure out the site’s plotline before the members.
Chen, Allison
Most likely to be your next door neighbor.
Chou, Paris
Most likely to be queen of the castle.

Chou, Quentin
Most likely to know where you live.
Chou, Rhiannon
Most likely to get mugged because she refuses to dress down while in skid row.
Conners, Vivian
Most likely to die by gunshot to the head.
Cox, Colin
Most likely to die choking on cereal.

Curtis, Kittim
Most likely to drown in residue pack booby traps.
Dia, Arcturus
Most likely to shoot you.
Dia, Mirach
Most likely to be be the world dominator’s right hand.
Dia, Naos
Most likely to die in a book avalanche.

Dubois, Juliette
Most likely to blow up the kitchen.
Fujihara, Kazue
Best Wingman.
Green, Hayden
Most Unlucky.
Hawkins, Kyle
Most likely to kill someone with his bike.

Herschel, Edith
Most likely to hire someone.
Herschel, Harold
Most likely to confuse everyone with topic titles.
Irving, Naomi
Most likely to K.O. via boob.
Jaeger, Atticus
Most likely to sleep with someone half his age.

Johan, Ana
Most likely to get kidnapped.
Jones, Yana
Most likely to calm a Fate monster with cake.
Keller, Rayna
Most likely to kill someone with a boob knife.
Kendrick, Jonathan
Most likely to die a virgin.

Kingston, Gabriel
Most likely to end up missing a kidney by next year.
Kobayashi, Eric
Biggest brother complex.
Kobayashi, Leonard
Most likely to be trapped in a room that doesn’t even lock.
Kobayashi, Theodoric
Most likely to have an aneurysm caused by jealousy.

LaRoux, Marielle
Most likely to become next Lorena Bobbit.
Lee, Jaime
Most likely to take random strangers out for lunch... but it’s not a date.
Lovell, Alexus
Most likely to play Romeo in the school play.
Macgreggor, Scott
Most likely to get neutered.

Madaki, Komau
Most likely to whisper in people’s ears.
Madeleine, Lukas
Most likely to be shipped with everyone.
Margaux, Lucien
Most likely to die from residue prizes.
Matthews, Alec
Most likely to die from his own stupid.

Mikhaylichenko-Molotov, Pasha
"No."
Minor, Canis
Most likely to punch a rat.
Moon, Kyu-Sik
Most likely to end up in unwanted situations.
Moon, Mi-Ho
Most likely to slip off the radar.

Moore, Darrin “Moose”
Most likely to get killed by punching Chaos.
O'Callaghen, Valoel
Most likely to get manipulated by a coworker.
O'Conner, Lucas
Best Flower Power.
Oskenón:ton
Most likely to have his name mispronounced.

Palmero, Marcos
Most likely to “accidentally” grope.
Savage, Ryeson
Most likely to accidentally recreate Pretty Woman in reality.
Shields, Tsuyu
Most likely to freak out at a critical moment... and still not get eaten.
Shiloh, Nolan
Most likely to be killed on the order of something smaller then his hand.

Shiomi, Kyoko
Most likely to commit a crime without knowing.
Smith, Amanda
Most likely to video someone’s death.
Snow, Callum
Most likely to get arrested.
Strong, Ashley
Most likely to be perpetually trapped in the DMV... forever.

Takahashi, Keiko
Most likely to have to help her partner babysit.
Trippet, Ronni
Most likely to die fighting someone three times her size.
Usenko, Mikhail
Most likely to rain on everyone’s parade... and paperwork.
Watanabe, Keijiro
Most likely to get stabbed by a jealous brother.

Wei, Jun Shi
Most likely to rule the world.
Wei, Kun Shui
Most likely to have to stop his brother from ruling the world.
Whelan, Bailey
"Whale done."