ATTICUS JAEGER
Civilian
TATTOO ARTIST
That day you see the stripper you slept with at the store and you both reach for the melons. Shit.
Posts: 60
MINI INFO - GENDER: Male
MINI INFO - D.O.B.: July 12, 1972
MINI INFO - OCCUPATION: Tattoo Parlor Owner/Artist
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Post by ATTICUS JAEGER on May 16, 2013 22:20:35 GMT -8
A few monthly tips provided by staff and members to help you, help yourself! Let's begin.
1. Do not name yourself Cathal when advertising. Some sites refuse to recognize you exist. :D This is obviously bad for your health. And temper. 2. Rice is the Meaning of Life. Learn it, live it, love it. Or just get out. Your choice. 3. Play GPX and molest ALL the eggs. Spread the love and good vibes. 4. Tamper GPX clicking rage and your lack of shiny pokemon by skyping with people who share the same pain. This will make you feel better. 5. "INTO THE BOX" is a life-saving, anger-alleviating motto. Practice it daily. 6. Laugh. At everything. Especially Sylph-isms, those wonderful moments when she says something unexpected - and incidentally hilarious. 7. Lead Lead Pipes. 8. I apologize, Sylph. xD 9. Post in events. Or be eaten. 10. Make 4123804701789483e characters. This will teach you responsibility, and generally test your patience. :D It's good to know your own limits. 11. Follow step 10 then proceed to cry when the activity check rolls around. 12. Ships are meant to sail, but mind the Kraken that dwells in the deep. 13. Join contests and proceed to fulfill their requests at the last minute. That'll get your blood pumping. 14. Need lessons on speed posting? Or just want to boost your overall post count? Post with one of the three R's! Rene, Reit, or Rogue! Or Sylph. She's good at that too. You post whores. Love you guys! :D 15. READ. READ READ READ READ READ READ READ. |: R.E.A.D. READ!
Read.
Feel free to add to the list!
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