CIVILIAN. SANCHEZ DE CEPEDA, E.J.

Male.

Pansexual.

Twenty-Eight.

October 10, 1983.

Mexican.

Mexican Spanish and American English.

E.J., Jay, Mexican Jumping Bean.

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Jesus Antonio Sanchez de Cepeda-King
Dorian Bennet de Vere

Very high - high.

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He’s rich in that extravagantly useless way, firmly entrenched in the upper stratosphere of the upper class Hollywood glitz and glam. Sure he’s famous, what with his position as guard-forward on the Los Angeles Lakers starting line. E.J. banks a cool $15,745,000.00 a year as his guaranteed salary; his salary is not counting any and all endorsement deals he has going with such lucrative companies as Nike, McDonalds, Gatorade, Tesla Motors and various others. He drives a stock black Tesla Model S as part of his marketing deal with Tesla Motors. Surprisingly he likes the car enough to actually drive it full-time, happily parking it in place of pride in his garage. Oddly enough, E.J. lives modestly for a professional athlete, preferring to live in a four bedroom and seven bath house complete with a gym, heated pool, wet bar, library, and a full restaurant quality kitchen.

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For some strange reason beyond human understanding, E.J. is one of those men who not only likes clothes and fashion but needs it for his own personal happiness. It has to match, has to be new and cutting edge, has to be better than the neighbors. Oddly enough, E.J. also has a disturbing predilection towards cards and card games, often staking ridiculous wagers on the outcomes of games. He is also absurdly fond of weepy books and romance novels, often easily bribed into performing dramatic renditions of the more ludicrous scenes with many a willing or unwilling partner. It’s been said that one of E.J.’s hobbies is to read such novels, then send the author’s witty criticism on what they could have done better. He loves his food, loves it almost as much as he loves God and Jesus Christ. Dramatic and flamboyant, E.J. Sanchez de Cepeda is the closest thing most people will come to the stereotypical overly flamboyant homosexual (made all the more awkward by the fact that he loves everyone equally regardless of gender). He calls women his loves and men his darlings, the perfect gentleman who only wants to make sure those around him are treated like the wonderful people he’s positive they are.
But for the love of all that is good in the world, put the plaid down now before the nice man has to light you on fire. There will be no late night dalliances with E.J., no flings in the twilight that will make you an adulterer. You will be sober while he loves you, there will be no questionable substances in your blood to make the moment all the better. And may the Virgin Mother be merciful if he catches you being rude or cruel to a single one of his family or friends, because they will not find the pieces in the years to come. Oddly enough, E.J. is completely racist against Mexicans. It is only acceptable when he does it, however, and he will be the first one to break a bottle in defense of his fellow Mexicans. E.J. is that kind of stereotype flaming homosexual that makes people question his sexuality, but people around him are all pretty sure he’ll turn into some sort of murdering psychopath if anyone asks. He loves the limelight a little too much, always sure to steal the camera from his teammates and say something mannerly about how he respects the other team when later in the locker room he’s the first person to point out how stupid the opposition was. E.J. is a cruel and twisted soul, polite to the death even as he belittles and rips people apart with quick words and a wicked smirk.

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