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Post by THEODORE ARYES on Sept 11, 2012 18:28:29 GMT -8
Hello and welcome to the rumor mill where what happens here gets spread to the four corners of the globe and becomes canon. Here are some confirmed rumors to begin: - Bubbles x Spike is canon. This is the absolute truth.
- Soro was raised by bees.
- Terresa has an evil twin feeding on her heart.
- Spike cannot keep his mouth shut and 7/10 will let out secrets if we pester long enough.
NOW GO FORTH!
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Post by BUBBLES on Sept 11, 2012 18:38:23 GMT -8
unofficial rumours from your very own- we have a murderer amongst our midst
- what are eyes?
- i control.
- dragons
- it's all in the mind.
- don't kill the innocent.
- ominous feelings
oh and also. FATExSPIKE IS CANON.
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Post by F A T E on Sept 11, 2012 18:41:35 GMT -8
The only hint I can give you are these. The fate tracker should not be avoided! If people find things out about it via residue it shall be updated. I base my events off of images, the image shown is the image I used for inspiration and, more so the image that will be sued on the event. So BAM!
Also! This event will not just randomly pop up! Things will happen around the site if you make them happen! This means getting people all pumped up always helps. By spending your residue (or by grouping it with other people) you can bring about things around the site. I don't recommend just submitting one! For an event to be an option, the number of people involved in the event is the number of residue required.... SURPRISE BITCHES! THERE IS MY SECRET!
Also, don't stress about they eyes too much. I liked the image due to what was happening. I drew a lot of random shit from that image. I deduced things based on how the guy looked too! I AM A NINJA!!! I also got a lot of things based on my fucked up ktrains of though sooooooo good luck!
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Post by THEODORE ARYES on Sept 12, 2012 16:46:37 GMT -8
BREAKING NEWS
This just came in. It seems that Spike and Bubbles, the resident couple here on TF has hit a snag in their relationship. An insider has alerted us to Spike's numerous infidelities. Not only has he been seen with numerous chocobos, that he is rumored to be sleeping with, Spike has also been reported to be seen standing on street corners in very unsavory outfits. It seems that he has been selling himself on the streets. For what purpose we may never know. All we do know is that one of his top clients is the infamous Fate. For this reason a petition has been started to change Spike's title from Slave Driver to Fate Groupie. This post will be updated as we gain more information.
UPDATE: The petition was successful. Spike is officially a Fate Groupie.
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Post by F A T E on Sept 12, 2012 17:15:26 GMT -8
i thought it was spike's infidelities and bubble's affair with gangnam
-trem
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Post by BUBBLES on Sept 12, 2012 17:18:36 GMT -8
Latest report shows that two very professional... ah... assassins have been getting very, veeery close. Ah, the beauty of boob knives and co-ed partners. I mean, what's not to like about a very handsome man making a grab at your chest, if only to get a knife? I'm sure it'd be very nice to feel for a certain female partner.
Ah, what I wouldn't give to be him, so I could go and fondle her boobs all I want.
UPDATE: I heard they go undercover as husband and wife - I wonder what kind of joys their sex life holds there. After all, everyone knows that the most important part of a marriage is it's sex. However, I've been thinking - does killing turn them on? I mean, after a life of crime I'm sure they've gotten immune to killing, but maybe it's an addiction.
But if that's the case, I'm surprised they haven't been all over each other in public. I guess their jobs are more important than that, but still! They've got to give us some fan service sometimes. I suppose we've all got to be content with that one sighting of the two of them fucking in the back room of their bakery (well coffee shop, but they still bake and wear aprons and shat, so what the fuck is the difference?), and some shitty fanfiction lurking around.
UPDATE2: I recently heard they were doing a cosplay promotion there. Do you think I could order some coffee there and request them to wear matching maid outfits? Oh, I know that Lukas already wears and apron and nothing else, but maid outfits, in my opinion are so much sexier. I'm sure they won't shoot my brains out, after all, who the fuck do you think has their very lives at hand?
UPDATE3: Spotted: Rayna kissing her knife for... luck? Ha, like we'd actually believe that. I'd bet fifty dollar she's kissing it for luck on their relationship... hey, maybe because they're in public and don't want to give away their relationship to us stalkers, and they'd settle with an indirect kiss. Oooh, I just love this, don't you. But don't they know they can't hide from us any longer about this little relationship of theirs?
We have eyes everywhere, of course.
UPDATE4: Have I told you yet? I've come up with a name for our lovely couple. Raykas. I rather like it, so this will be the official Raykas post.
I heard a certain red-haired assassin's been pissed off - does that mean some nice fanservice to us fans? I mean surely, pissed off Lukas means angry sex with Rayna. Hey, and maybe they'd be too caught up in the moment to realize they've got a whole hoard of fans stalking them and following their every move and that we're watching everything. That means we can see that pink undershirt you're wearing, Madeleine. And we can also see that vibrating phone you got under your skirt, Keller. What, couldn't wait so you made a makeshift vibrator? Oh, or better yet, did your partner put it there for you?
Speaking of partners, I heard the two of them were going undercover in a model agency sometime soon. That being said, I mean that Lukas will be a model, and Rayna the sexy agent... I mean, the model always sleeps with the agent, amirite? So, in order to 'play their part', they're going to have to have sex, right? Ah, but there's another man in the play... C'mon, can't I ever just have a good uncomplicated OTP without other people interfering? I mean... what about my feels? Well, I guess Rayna's gonna have a field day if she gets her hands on a camera.
UPDATE5: I think that it would be cute if the two of them adopted that little kid in the elevator that Rayna's stuck with. I mean. Well, look at it this way. This will feed our fanfiction. Our resident main admin has even given us a story. I'll share. So Tobias (that's the kid's name) walks in on the two of them having sex (trololololo) they walk in.
So they lie and tell them they're making a cake. And if he left them, he'd get cake. So later on in the night, he asks both Rayna and Lukas where the cake is. And then he says 'Well, I didn't see the cake, but I ate the icing.'
Yes, I'm really bad at this, but it was Spike. All Spike.
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Post by THEODORE ARYES on Sept 12, 2012 17:57:42 GMT -8
ADDING TO THE ABOVE POST!
Lukas gives everyone, and especially Rayna, extra fanservice by baking in nothing but a frilly pink apron. Obviously it's not the safest of methods but it does help sell their cookies.
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Post by soronus on Sept 13, 2012 8:33:15 GMT -8
Word on the street is, Sona's main diet consists of rainbows and toothpaste. Yes, toothpaste. Shocking, init? Said diet contributes to a number of tendencies, including (but not limited to) squealing a unicorns, pulling on innocent kittens' tails, square dancing in public areas and creating uber awesome charries for RPing.
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Post by THEODORE ARYES on Sept 14, 2012 7:06:16 GMT -8
We here at the sports section of the rumor mill would like to take a moment to congratulate Spike on the evolution of his Lip Lady! Skype's Lip Lady (named Metal Mouth - an uncreative name, we know) has completed her evolution and is now a full fledged shower! Yes, now completely metal and porcelain, Lip Lady is no longer able to move. HOWEVER, Lip Lady is now stronger than ever with attacks like "Hot Shower" and "Clogged Drain". Of course once the hot water runs out, we suggest finding something else to do (she's useless without hot water). Make sure to watch Spike and Lip Lady closely. I hear that they have a battle with their toughest opponent yet: A MAGIKARP! Stay tuned for more.
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Post by olivie on Sept 14, 2012 9:18:54 GMT -8
On feathered wings Moirae descends, binding the world in blood red threads. The spinner, the apportioner of lots, the one who cannot be turned.
Lives will be measured and cut, and steps and consequences will be directed. Best of luck to all those who Moirae sets her eyes upon.
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Post by THEODORE ARYES on Sept 17, 2012 18:38:47 GMT -8
BREAKING NEWS
The missing link between human and ape has just been discovered in Illinois. The last of its kind, a female Jessisis Erectus was found living on a ranch with her caretaker (read pimp). Kel, a cryptozoologist, was the one to find and accurately identify the Jessisis Erectus.
"I was following a lead on a strange creature but to be the one to find and identify the creature has made me feel as if I have really done something with my life."
"This is an amazing discovery," says Sage, a leading scientist that has been studying the Jessisis Erectus for years. "We never expected to find one of these alive. We believed them to have gone extinct years ago."
And indeed, the most most recent discovery of Jessisis Erectus fossils were dated using carbon dating to about 6,000 B.C.
A large donation was made by a private benefactor in order to allow the government to attain the elusive creature for study. Her owner, Dani, has agreed to sell her for study purposes.
Dani had this to say about the revelation. "I had no idea that Jess (the Jessisis Erectus) was this valuable. Well whatever, the cash is good. And you're going to need her shock collar just in case she starts biting people again."
Jess, the Jessisis Erectus, now in custody of the Twisted Fate government is now being studied by leading scientist, Bubbles.
"I believe that by studying the Jess, we are sure to learn more than ever about the evolution of the human race. The possibilities at this point are endless."
Jess is currently being kept away from the public eye, but after being allowed an exclusive look at this rare creature, it is evident that she is more intelligent then we gave her credit for. She knows the alphabet and recognizes faces. She can speak in broken, incorrect English, and is often amused and curious about lights.
Scientists hope to one day breed Jess and revive the extinct species.
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Post by kas on Sept 20, 2012 17:25:26 GMT -8
the first time nachi and shin'ya had secks, the pants came off and nachi is all confuse because what is a dick doing there
so yeah i hurd over the grapevine that shin'ya was secretly a guy.
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Post by BUBBLES on Oct 21, 2012 19:28:56 GMT -8
Don't picture them naked in a shower.
And don't imagine them gently caressing as droplets of water run down their bodies, pressed tightly against each other as they embrace.
Don't picture them whispering sweet nothing's to each other on a bright Sunday morning, lying in bed, dressed only in the white silk sheets
And for all that you believe in, do not picture Nate proposing on that morning.
The wedding will be held in may
Nate will be dressed in a lovely tux, simple and elegant.
Nemi's dress, is a long and flowing garment, billowing gently behind her as she walks down the aisle.
They gaze deeply into each others eyes, to enraptured in each other to hear the judge talk
They can only whisper "I do", soft as the morning dew on command, but knowing deep down they said it already
And then.... They kiss
They try for a child as they return from their honeymoon in Europe, exploring all the great cities
In their excitement, they paint a room of their house, and buy a crib and set up a nursery, just beside their room. Future grand parents buy them adorable clothing, and then spend hours reading over baby name books together, trying to find the perfect one
They settle on Elizabeth, for a girl. And Ezekiel for a boy
But Twisted Fate isn't a happily ever after sort of place...
There was nothing that could have been done.
She lies on the bed, surrounded by the beeping machines as Nate walks into the room.
Her body was fine, but her heart was broke. And so was his. Gently his hand found here's and he chocked back his own tears. They had been so excited... And now it was gone.
They never even found out they were having a boy or a girl...
I'm glad I could make you feel all these feelings. Ok. Time to lighten the mood a bit.
A few months passed, and Nemi, though empty, still had Nate at her side
And for now... Perhaps it was all she really needed
Once more they travelled the world, seeing all there was to see, this time in Asia.
Enraptured by the culture and pushed by their own passions and desires they try for a child once more.
Nine months later, Elizabeth is born at a healthy 8 pounds. She has her fathers eyes, and her mothers smile
"Daddy... Mommy..." A little voice cries out in the night, a thunderstorm raging outside
Nate, half asleep, stumbles to his daughters room to find her curled up under her blankets, trembling in fear.
He carefully reassures her everything is fine, and carries her to his room, placing her gently down beside her mother. Elizabeth whimpers as another bolt of lightning strikes down, huddling close to her mother as he dad crawled back into bed.
And for once... in the gritty, dirty city of Los Angeles... They truly did live happily ever after.
From Sage, a proud auther who induced Nami shippers' feels.
Nemi had a spontanious abbortion and its all your fault
Nate tried his best to help her but she slowly sank into a deep depression
nemi was so happy and excited. she was going to be a mother, and sing to her child and hold them close.
but that dream died during a routine shopping trip
Unable to help his wife, and bring her around, Nate grew tired
it had only been a month, and the divorce papers were already drawn up
in a flurry of emotions Nate left the house angrily, Nemi clinging to hisw legs, begging him not to leave. Pleading as though her life depended on him
He jerked his legs free, and gave her one last look, one of pity and anger before he left the house for the last time, closing the door him with a loud thunk
Nemisat in he darkness, staring at the door for what felt like an eternity. Only a month ago her days were filled with hapiness and love. but now they were like the world outside, grey and cloudy. she slowly rose to her feet, leaning on the wall as she climbed to the bed room.
She grabbed a pillow and a blanket, refusing to sleep in their bed. she laid herself down in what was to be the babies room, and under the warmth of the blankets stared at the rain falling on the windows.
it was almost midnight
and the phone rang.
she never moved to answer it, listening to the answering machine take the message.
the machine beeped once, and a deep male voice spoke thoughout the house. "Hello Mrs. Nemi, this is Constable Pearce of the Los Angeles police department. If you hear this message please call us back at 716-559-8858." Panic struck her. Why would the police call?
Her hands trembled as she called Nate's phone
it rung a few times, each buzz drove her more and more into insanity until finally she heard it pick up. "Oh god Nate! I was so worried the police called an- Mrs. Nemesis? Hello this is constable Pearce." He heart sank. "I'm so sorry mam... there has been a terribly accident involving your husband..."
"It was instantanious, thankfully. He felt no pain when he... I'm sorry. He'll be at the morgue in the morning, if you would like to see him..."
sage stop it it hurts
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Post by SPIKE on Nov 1, 2012 19:41:59 GMT -8
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Post by JESS¿ on Nov 1, 2012 19:42:53 GMT -8
^ Truth
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Post by F A T E on Nov 1, 2012 19:43:33 GMT -8
fate confirms
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Post by nana on Nov 1, 2012 19:46:14 GMT -8
IT'S ALL LIES! D:< YOU PEOPLE ARE EVIL! -runs away crying-
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Post by F A T E on Nov 1, 2012 19:47:03 GMT -8
no we're not i'm 100% sure our baby will be beautiful
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Post by Deleted on Dec 5, 2012 13:08:52 GMT -8
THIS JUST IN!
The famous abercrombie and fitch worker, Viktor, has a long lost sister who's secretly santa's little helper!
She's short enough to be an elf at least, and she smells like cookies!
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Post by AMANDA SMITH on Dec 23, 2012 23:47:31 GMT -8
Because of all the baby and preggo talk, for kicks, I threw couples into a randomizer to decide the gender of their child, found images, and wrote blurbs about their lives based on my opinion.
Lukas x AnaThere is no way in hell this pregnancy was planned unless Ana did something, although I doubt she's the type to do that. In short, the girl will be a blond, obedient girl that is learning martial arts. Ana would be a good mother while Lukas would play the bad guy when disciplining the child. The only time Lukas would allow the girl to step out of line is during the ongoing trolling war. Yana x VenedictYeah, this pregnancy wasn't planned either. Venedict was probably drunk. Their daughter is smart and sassy because Venedict will lead the kid astray and teach her how to troll other people, Lukas and his daughter in particular. This girl is probably going to get heavy while indulging on mom's cooking. She and Lukas' daughter often have playmates while their dads show off and troll. Nemi x NateThis boy was planned but because they will ultimately end up spoiling the kid, he's going to be a smartass. He'll be a momma's boy and learn music from her. Dad's a derp though. There'll be plenty of pics of this kid throughout his childhood. Ryeson x NaomiThey got twins. Ryeson has experience with kids so he's cool. Naomi I feel like would like them as long as they were planned. I had to use the Kagamine twins because genetics and because they were the only blonde twins I could find. Viktor x RaynaThis was an accident. Unfortunately these two are too unpredictable for me to even begin to guess how they would react to a child. Perhaps Viktor would be overprotective...? Fate x DestinyUnfortunately there's no picture for them but I'd like to think that they're baby will be named Kismet and will one day overthrow it's parents and destroy the planet.
What can I say? I was bored...
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